After a rash of PM's, Facebook messages and text messages about not posting a bunch of bullshido anymore, I guess I owe an explanation to the pedestrians.
First, to the newbies, hey what's up? I'm Sirc. I'm like the nicest dude in the world and your savior and role model. Don't get caught up in all of the bullshit around here. Don't be an echo chamber. Don't post graphic memes. You can just skip the next paragraph.
To the rest of you, **** you all. You've turned this place into your own personal 9gag. The internet is vast. It's easily accessible. We're all golden chariot riding gods who can speed along at instantaneous speeds and we all see what you're trying to repost as original wit in attempts to make yourselves seem like genuinely funny people. You're not. You've passed on the herpes of the internet onto this site. It's become an echo chamber of pundit bullshit filled with graphic memes and rage faces, which as I write this stare at me parallel to my words. This is what you've become? A bunch of facebook assholes who try to emulate teenage girls who love tumblr? You're trying your best to emulate the ideals of those who are just a fleeting memory and have perverted it into your own litany. More than anything I wish that I could rape you with a box of barbed wire and use fire as a lube. You force cheap and totally lazy jokes that only make you look dated, despite the irony that you are even more irrelevant than ever. And the dark irony behind all of this? Your repetitive echoes are a Faulkner like irony in that: You have never competed. **** you all.
To conclude,
Stop being a bunch of faggots. Stop talking about training and go run or something you useless assholes.
-Sirc
First, to the newbies, hey what's up? I'm Sirc. I'm like the nicest dude in the world and your savior and role model. Don't get caught up in all of the bullshit around here. Don't be an echo chamber. Don't post graphic memes. You can just skip the next paragraph.
To the rest of you, **** you all. You've turned this place into your own personal 9gag. The internet is vast. It's easily accessible. We're all golden chariot riding gods who can speed along at instantaneous speeds and we all see what you're trying to repost as original wit in attempts to make yourselves seem like genuinely funny people. You're not. You've passed on the herpes of the internet onto this site. It's become an echo chamber of pundit bullshit filled with graphic memes and rage faces, which as I write this stare at me parallel to my words. This is what you've become? A bunch of facebook assholes who try to emulate teenage girls who love tumblr? You're trying your best to emulate the ideals of those who are just a fleeting memory and have perverted it into your own litany. More than anything I wish that I could rape you with a box of barbed wire and use fire as a lube. You force cheap and totally lazy jokes that only make you look dated, despite the irony that you are even more irrelevant than ever. And the dark irony behind all of this? Your repetitive echoes are a Faulkner like irony in that: You have never competed. **** you all.
To conclude,
Stop being a bunch of faggots. Stop talking about training and go run or something you useless assholes.
-Sirc