Hi Bullshido!

Hi Guys,

S'up? I googled "retarded sexy midgets try martial arts" and this is where I end up. Awesome! I train in the hella deadly art of Xing yi because it is probably the ONLY MA style in the world where you can train without an instructor or partner from just reading Robert Smitth instruction manuals and checking out forms on youtube. This also helps me explain my lack of traing proof and lineage (after all, I would HATE to actually get punched in the face for real due to my third grader's body titties)

I live in my mommy's basement and when not being a internet mouth breeder, I stomp up and down the floor performing my deadly five elements form, in which case scares the **** out of my little brother and sister. (they are my first real students BTW).

I read alot about the martial arts so I know enought to talk lots of **** and claim to be an expert too!

My ultimate goal is to get my mouth stained by the moderators on this site so maybe one day I can RULE the internetz!

Looking forward to no one finding out...


IT IS CAKE!