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Not The Usual Walkout Song Thread

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We're all sick of threads about "walkout" songs, but this one is different. I swear.


I'm sure that it has been done, truthfully, I pay little attention to things such as walkout tunes, but I want to see what songs you would play to disrespect your opponent, rather than pump yourself up.


How did I come about this entirely unique and never been done before idea for a walkout thread? I was doing what all gangstas do: keeping rhyme with DMX's The Rain whilst in the shower.







I had two bright ideas, one of which was a "location" joke of the highest order with a smattering of "dad" joke for good measure. It went something like this:


Me (singing): now I know, only I can stop the raaaain...
Me (replying to singing): well, of course, cause you're in the shower, the taps are right there.


I managed to compose myself after thirteen or fourteen minutes of side splitting laughter and had a brain wave!


IF I EVER HAD AN OPPONENT WHOSE FIGHT NAME WAS "The Rain", or something similar, THIS IS THE SONG I WOULD USE AS MY WALKOUT.


I know, I know, you're astonished by my brilliance, please contain the rapturous applause. I need you to use that primitive brain of yours to think of your own and I know you can't do that while mindlessly slapping your hands together, consistently missing.

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