Man Robs Taco Shop With Sword.
I uh, I really don't know what else to say about this, other than that I thought y'all bullies would get a kick out of it. I mean, how do you embellish this perfect storm of ****-nuttery!?!!?
Anyways; Behold, the plight of the modern highwayman:
SAN ANTONIO - A San Antonio man threatened a waitress with a sword he had holstered on his waist last week after he was told he would indeed have to pay for the tacos he ordered at a South Side restaurant, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.
Adam Kramer, 28, has been charged with aggravated robbery and remains in the Bexar County Jail with a bail amount of $50,000.
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"Mr. Kramer was yelling that he wanted his free tacos or somebody was going to die."
Full story here:
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/loc...ds-5049508.php
I uh, I really don't know what else to say about this, other than that I thought y'all bullies would get a kick out of it. I mean, how do you embellish this perfect storm of ****-nuttery!?!!?
Anyways; Behold, the plight of the modern highwayman:
Quote:
SAN ANTONIO - A San Antonio man threatened a waitress with a sword he had holstered on his waist last week after he was told he would indeed have to pay for the tacos he ordered at a South Side restaurant, according to an arrest warrant affidavit.
Adam Kramer, 28, has been charged with aggravated robbery and remains in the Bexar County Jail with a bail amount of $50,000.
Quote:
"Mr. Kramer was yelling that he wanted his free tacos or somebody was going to die."
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/loc...ds-5049508.php