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Your Martial Arts Sucks: Secret Ninja Ground Fighting

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Your Martial Arts Sucks: Secret Ninja Ground Fighting



0:24 - Apparently Secret Ninja Ground Fighting doesn’t work against Jiu Jitsu or Judo. Considering Judo and its derivative arts were Japanese based, who were these secret Ninja Ground Fighting designed to work against?

0:34 - Oh its your average street fighter, who I guess at this point out matched the Ninjutsu warrior enough to obtain full mount. Why are you studying this again?

0:55 - Striking up from under mount. Is that an eye gouge? I guess after covering once with a very small bridge, they are just going to stop long enough for you to reach up hit them in the face. Especially after they have your head pinned down with a rape choke.

1:07 - With his elbow completely flared out and away from his body, he has enough strength to pry his attacker’s rape choke away from his neck.

1:14 - Street Fighter's common technique is to keep their free hand on their hip as the ninja tries to chop them ineffectually in the neck.

1:18 - Well if the attacker is not bothering to punch you with that free hand I guess you can commit both hands to the wrist lock. Covering strikes is for people who aren’t wearing Tabi

1:23 - Head is completely exposed, Attacker has a free hand that could be used to punch or elbow the Ninja. Or if that Wrist/Shoulder is really is bothering them, they could just palm strike their way out of the lock or pin the locked arm with their body. Maybe the ninja is setting up some weird Bridge and Roll movement, using his hips?

1:24 - Nope. Also don’t get up.

1:45 - Play around with his arm, while the attacker just hangs out. Also keep striking him from the ground. He isn’t trying to get up or hit you back anyway.

1:51 - Any submission apply sharply and with a jerking motion breaks the limb

2:28 - More Eye Gouging, but don’t get up or get the advantageous position

2:39 - Things got serious…. Double Rape Choke

2:43 - Arms are always the strongest with your elbows flared out at 90 degree angles from your body. Ninja body mechanics are different than normal human ones.

2:50 - Did he just Pin the leg on the opposite side of the arm he is securing? Let’s see where this goes….

2:55 - See 1:07

2:59 - Pressure Point! 1 Ninja term away from Ninja Bingo…..

3:05 - ****! He just tosses him off like a rag doll. Don’t worry about basing with the other hand, he just tosses him through his base hand.

3:12 - Don’t worry, he’ll stay face down in the street while you play with his arm some more.

3:26 - See 1:51

3:35 - See 0:55

3:49 - All attackers that have you fully mounted and are choking the life out of you will let go once you hit them from your vastly inferior position.

3:53 - Oh, if they are still choking you , you just keep hitting. Might as well, you are about to go unconscious and its not like your Ninjutsu is helping you at all.

3:59 - More eye gouging, countered by the human reflex of closing your fucking eye when you see a finger near it.

4:05 - Eyeball Juice?

4:24 - The technique apparently only “works” if you get the attacker to release the choke. Which is only accomplished by striking up from under mount.

4:33 - Putting your leg in a position to get up is too hard. Just lay the **** down and put your leg out there, you are about to die anyway.

4:40 - Getting the guy trying to choke the life out of you, off of you is optional.

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