I am not sure why I was reminded of this but this is a troll job I did on MAP around 8 years ago. This was shortly after I was banned for disagreeing with one of the MAP Ninja Mods. It make me laugh so I figure Id post some highlights.
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My intro thread:
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I set the tone:
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Someone thinks this 15 year old is not a master:
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But I quickly correct him:
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And make sure others know how awesome I am:
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And make sure I piss off all the real TKDers on MAP:
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But TKDers are too easy so I move to the BJJ forum. Where I respond to an honest inquiry regarding learning from a BJJ purple belt with:
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I need to step it up a notch, while several posters correctly guess I was trolling, many were not convinced. That is when the greatest history of Asian Martial Arts was told. It was so awesome, that it trolled Bullshido Moderator Rock Ape (Posting on MAP as Dave Humm).
Regarding Nunchaku:
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Eventually the same Ninja Mod that banned me for disagreeing with him, banned this account for legit reasons (obviously).
If the picture are too small to read, just click the picture for a larger image
My intro thread:

I set the tone:

Someone thinks this 15 year old is not a master:

But I quickly correct him:

And make sure others know how awesome I am:

And make sure I piss off all the real TKDers on MAP:

But TKDers are too easy so I move to the BJJ forum. Where I respond to an honest inquiry regarding learning from a BJJ purple belt with:


I need to step it up a notch, while several posters correctly guess I was trolling, many were not convinced. That is when the greatest history of Asian Martial Arts was told. It was so awesome, that it trolled Bullshido Moderator Rock Ape (Posting on MAP as Dave Humm).
Regarding Nunchaku:


Eventually the same Ninja Mod that banned me for disagreeing with him, banned this account for legit reasons (obviously).